Invisible bugs- I think the only people who will truly understand what I mean by this are people with hairy legs and drug addicts. Every time I take a pair of socks off after wearing them for hours on end, the hair on my legs starts standing back up, making it feel like there are dozens of tiny, bastard insects crawling all over me. It would be enough to make me shave my legs just to get rid of it, butA) I'm not 100% convinced it would solve the problem, and
B) I fucking hate stubble. Shit itches.
It is also entirely possible, as far as I'm concerned, that there really is a species of small, invisible insects that like to feed off of some hormone that your body secretes when you're really, really irritated. Just in case, I propose we task someone with developing a pesticide for them. The writers of Lost were good at killing off imaginary things, so I nominate them.
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